Saturday, October 06, 2001

my cuz gave me a headset phone...very coo. has everyone checked their mail today yet? anyone get anything special? anyways i was in the parade today and it took me forever to get home cuz i kept walking back and forth from places. very annoying.

Friday, October 05, 2001

just got back from a free show at school. weirdest bill youd ever imagine for a non star 98.7 sponsored show. afroman, alien ant farm, and warren g. afroman isnt what you would call a wholesome lyricist, but he was entertaining and plays a mean double necked guitar. alien ant far were cool, but they werent mixed very well, like vocals were wrong tone and balance, etc. warren g: i got into it cus i felt like groovin but his set pretty much sucked. first of all it was only like 30 minutes. most of it was like his deejay whose name is actually dj rectangle or maybe rectango whatever messing around and everytime hed put on a groove, hed start throwing his body parts on the turntables and it became undanceable. i think warren g was annoyed cus he kept swearing a lot. which might have been intentional, cus without the vulgarity he really didnt have much to say. i remember one instance in which he kept cursing at his cup of water. i dont know what makes a man to keep cussing at his cup of water, but something must have upset him. well, the set wasnt very good, but thats okay, the good news is that hes coming back, yall, coming back to ucsandeeaygoooo and hes gonna bring snoop and nate and all his crew so thats something to look forward to, i surpose.

that reminds me by the way, a couple of years ago i had a struggling algebra student in a struggling algebra class who told me that his name was dj quadratic. as a math type i tried to convince him how lame that actually sounds and that people who know anything will only make fun of him, as following my lead our class did for the whole year. all in good fun, i assure you. he said he liked it and even though he confessed to having found the word in a math book, thought it was a good name. so dj quadratic, if youre out there, word to your mother.

hows that for a diversion?
token message for the day

Wednesday, October 03, 2001

listen to Aimee Mann's "The Fall of the World's Own Optimist" I believe it's found in Bachelor #2
this little ditty was good for a laugh:

"i need to travel into the land of work at home, also known as home work
and attempt to obseqiuosly eggshell the parsimonious garrolous zephyr
in the reconnaisance of my bowel excretions. i am so eggshelly tired
eggshell being."

thanks mi
anyways, ive been giving more thought to this eggshells thing. and ive decided that eggshells most certainly do exist and i break them regularly. im finished denying the existence and perpetual breakage of eggshells.

Tuesday, October 02, 2001

im having problems today. i hate everything. im so restless, i cant sit down and do something for longer than 2 seconds.
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? men are such freaks. i hate boys.
eggshells...... so does jonatha brooke.

i am, alas, weary from the travails of calculus discussions. i pray to the almighty that i should never have to solve 4.4.73 out of stewarts calculus early transcendentals again. moreover, from within my gutteral cavity there is a noticeable persistent yearning, crying out as though in pain, like so many knives thrashing upon tender and unexpecting flesh. i think ill get some food.
eggshells..... Aimee Mann seems to think they exist.
the egg shells arent broken, cus egg shells dont exist.

no one is a failure at keeping his or her mouth shut, rather a success in keeping it open. after all, no one here is suggesting that we should censor anyone (which is really quite ironic of me to say *wink*). now lets all have a group hug and say we are lovers and throw stones when no one is looking.

more of this mindless numbnessness later.
hahahaahahaha, Nolan has the funniest POOP in the world to say. I totally adore the usage of the word "delightful" and yes, I have to make a scene about everything because everything is a joke to me. Don't you realize that you can't rely on me for anything!? I am the worlds biggest failure at keeping my mouth shut. Hey kids look at this, it's the FALL of the world's own optimist, she'll ? if you insist, but you'll have to ask politely. All the egg shells have been broken........

Monday, October 01, 2001

ihatevocab.com

use it kids. hs kids yes we are stuck in our hs world. muhahaha.
sometimes i get confused about why i cant see the other posts while im typing new ones.

frank, we accept you for not wanting to be a part of our little high school blog and for using the usual discretion to make a scene about it rather than simply to abstain quietly. We accept you as undamaging in the things you say. We wont go so far as to say we love you or whatever, cus were not warm fuzzy types, but we accept you.

alright, so there seems to be some general dissension in my algebra class as to the instructive methods of mr. shallrenamemaneless. that was a typo, but so delightful that i thought id leave it and comment on it. the fact is that the cats in my class, present authorshippery included, simply dont understand ni un papa. but with the help of a variety of supplemental texts, an abundance of snackpacks, some zen meditation, and the regular application of some anti-itch creams, i think all will be well. well, maybe all wont be well, but at least the burning should dissipate!

must go. must speedily engage in the comestible arts. ciao for now.
who the heck is tw stanton. blah blah. my mums home, brought me back okc omputer. i finally have it, but i was disappointed cuz it didnt have some cool extra cd like my moby one did, i think its the same exact thing you find over here, but! it was only 258 NT which is like less than 9 bucks. woohoo. when i feel heavy metal. woohoo. when im pins and im needles. woohoo.
whats the difference between post and post&publish, do i just put post for our "team" to see it and post&publish to put it online? what do you guys all do? alrighty folks, back to hw. sorry my life is so boring and little and sad and doesnt mean anything frank.
okay i think i understand the post & blah stuff.

Sunday, September 30, 2001

Is this where high school people go to rant about their boring little lives? Man, I had no clue. I think i'm going to not blog here then... cuz' there's nothing sadder than a highschool kid thinking their thoughts actually mean anything in this world. HAHAHAAHAHAH. I'm kidding. But seriously, I can't blog here anymore.